Monday, September 11, 2006

Pictures of Me and Ethnics

I want to make sure no one misses our newest photo gallery:


Click the picture above to find an enormous number of pictures of me and all sorts of ethnics. Every major group of ethnics is represented. You can check. The two pictured with me above are Indians--Indians who clearly do not hold a grudge against me.

I also learned how to say "Good Morning" and "Thank you" in several foreign tongues, which was a very diversifying and mind-opening experience. I am not saying that I had any problems or "hang-ups" with race or ethnic issues before today, but if I did, they would all be gone now.

8 Comments:

Anonymous vabelle said...

Yes, but, but...

If you click on the words "newest photo gallery" instead of the "picture above", the second set of photos -- the one with Susan -- is all milky white... Couldn't you have done *something* to get her to pose with some token darkies? Where are *her* family values? She should be supporting you in dispelling those ridiculous accusations of your being un-ethnical.

As I'm sure your tracker has told you, your opponent (let's not give him any more name-recognition than necessary, eh?) brings his wife even to non-ethnic events. What's more, she's an ethnic herself, which I think is both unfair and distasteful, when it's been such divisive issue recently. I don't know where he's found her or how he's got her to support him...

9/11/2006 10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Token darkies... Vabelle I love it. At least brainless inbred hicks for George Allen can articulate what George is really thinking.

9/13/2006 1:21 AM  
Blogger westghent said...

This website is a joke! Don't you get it??? This is not the real George Allen!! I love the idea--it's a funny site, but for god's sake people, it's an f--in' joke!!!!

9/13/2006 12:05 PM  
Anonymous vabelle said...

Anonymous,

I thank you for your tribute. As you have discerned, I'm an inbred (still better than "an ethnic", IMO, but I 'xpec' you'n'I would differ on that issue. Maybe we could trash it out over a Brunswick stew one day?)and I'm proud of it.

We breed faster than y'all (intellectuals) do, so we'll *fry* you at the voting booth (right, Felix?). No plan B for us!

PS Please ignore westghent; he/she/it is just trying to spoil everyone's fun; it's something those Anti-American libruls (like yourself) *always* do, when confronted with the true blue... I mean... true red-meat.

Westghent,

Don't think I don't know where you're at; the whole pack of you in Norfolk can go an'fly a kite, after you misunderappreciated our Senator so, when he did you a favor and visited your benighted area. You didn't even have the decency to show up and listen to Senator McCain's monkey joke! Screw you, and the boat you floated in on!

9/14/2006 12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Vabelle waking up White would mean a 40% paycut and lower SAT scores, so I'm pretty happy being a "token darkie" Asian Indian (to think the Census Bureau classified us as White in the 70s. Must've been a rough time for George). Did you get George's little Acacam joke yet?

Too bad George, I hope Republicans manage to maintain control of the Senate after you lose so we can continue to have lower taxes and finish what we started in Iraq. But we need to purge the racists from our party. So have fun making millions in the private sector...

9/14/2006 2:37 PM  
Anonymous Vabelle said...

Anonymous,

I don't know what the Census Bureau could have been thinking of, miscounting the SATs so dreadfully.

Regarding
"Did you get George's little Acacam joke yet?"

Um... I'm still trying to figure that one out. I know there was a joke in there somewhere, 'cause the Senator said "wink, wink" or something like that.

PS With your super SAT scores, I'm sure you can read stuff on the right-hand side of the screen as well as the stuff on the left-hand side. And that's as much of a hint as I'll give you; I'm still teed off with Westghent...

9/14/2006 6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey you gotta take a joke too buddy... :)

9/15/2006 12:55 AM  
Anonymous vabelle said...

Anonymous,

Sorry; I didn't realise it was a joke... You gotta understand that a whitey inbred like me takes a couple of hours more than you do to mentally process "stuff".

Also... While you honor me by calling me "buddy", it's actually VA *Belle*, not VA *Beau*; I had it out with the SFMike a lille while back. And, in case *anyone else* is wandering... "va" stands for *Virginia*, *not* for "vapid"

Yours, pouting

9/15/2006 11:48 PM  

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