I don't know these men.
I mean, the one on the other end looks kind of familiar, but... I think it could be a photoshop hoax of some kind. Certainly, I would never dream of associating with segregationists. This picture/story are definitely OVERBLOWN and... and it's possible I was drugged by liberal operatives on the day in question. Or I had no idea who they were, or that they do what they do. That one guy kind of looks like Santa Claus, right? Maybe it was a Christmas party. There are several possibilities. Please bear with us, because this story has only just come to our attention. By tomorrow we will have an assortment of innocent explanations available for your selection.
UPDATE: Good point from the comments: 1996 was a lifetime ago. We welcome all innocent-explanation suggestions you may have.
posted by Fightin' Felix at 9:39 PM
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Take your time with your explanations but remember that this can always be filed under youthful indiscretion. When you were young and racist, you were young and racist. 1996 was a lifetime ago.
Felix, you were all finalists in the evening's "Best Dressed" competition. An event coordinator thrust you together. You don't even KNOW those guys.
I don't know what all this new flap is about, either. Of course you know Charlton Heston -- a fellow Californian who, like you has the good taste in white stetsons and cowboy boots. The other guys are just star-struck sycophants; not your fault they were hanging around when you and Charlton were reminiscing and a photographer caught you unawares. I don't know what the big deal is, here.
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